Deaf dumb
I'm an aesthetically overly sensitive medicated university educated depressed pansexual creative border-line alcoholic mildly autistic introvert trying to escape a working class Irish catholic upbringing whilst maintaining the farce that I'm a normal run-of-the-mill employed professional that isn't being slowly murdered by a thousand boring conversations. They kept telling me to talk to god and I kept wondering when he was supposed to answer back. It didn't take me long to figure out they were all mad. So I got out, but, it turns out everyone else was mad as well.
Real men…

Real men carry two hankies at all times. The first is for blowing your nose with out fucking the environment in the arse. The second is to offer a lady in distress, should she require it to dry her teary eyes or dab at the blood congealing on a grazed knee.

No one ever left a delicate triangle of paper tissue hanging out of their breast pocket.

    1. Timestamp: Sunday 2012/07/08 21:03:29Manhoodhankytissuegentleman